Man Killed Trying to Hold Up Marijuana Dispensary Truck

That's heavy stuff, man...

Police: Man found in restaurant bathroom ceiling

When the shit hit the fan?

Japanese underworld tries to cash in on tsunami clean-up

It created the tsunami, so why not reap the rewards?

Porn star to reveal links with Representative Weiner

How will she choose the lucky sausage?

Runner in half-marathon dies, race shuts down

In Hades, Pheidippides laughs scornfully.

Seniors seek public’s help in dog-snatching

They can't run fast enough themselves.

Man Found in Trash Can Likely Died of Multiple Stab Wounds

Trash cans make poor armor, apparently.