Snowden remains stuck at Moscow airport

I didn't know he had died.

Porn Producers Say Unprotected Sex Is Free Speech Right

Yet they're in favor of cruel and unusual punishments.

After crashes, students call for transparency in sky

Yes, ban fog.

Married Dads Whose Wives Don't Work Make More Money - Career News

Duh. That's because wives of men who make good money don't need to work.

South Africa presidency denies Mandela in "permanent vegetative state"

No, it's strictly temporary.

Human Head Transplants Now Possible, Italian Scientist Claims

Um, shouldn't that say body transplants?