Tuesday, April 1, 2025

Hooters files for bankruptcy

Now they really are bust!

Saturday, March 29, 2025

Christopher Bell snags Busch Light pole at Martinsville

I hope his car wasn't dented too badly.

Friday, March 14, 2025

Wednesday, March 12, 2025

This Live Theater Courtroom Drama In Los Angeles Lets You Decide The Verdict

And you can't leave until the audience is unanimous.

Tuesday, March 11, 2025

Monday, March 3, 2025

James Harrison, whose blood donations saved over 2 million babies, has died

Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him?

'Primordial' helium from the birth of the solar system may be stuck in Earth's core

So why isn't the Earth floating in space? Oh wait, it is.

Monday, February 17, 2025

Delta Flight Ends Upside Down On Tarmac

A Delta flight, but a Nabla landing.

Friday, January 17, 2025

Tuesday, December 17, 2024

Thursday, November 21, 2024

Italy recovers Etruscan artifacts worth $8.5 million bound for black market

Holy priceless collection of Etruscan snoods, Batman!

Wednesday, November 6, 2024

Dorothy’s ruby slippers from Oz expected to fetch $3.5m at auction

Other ways of getting to Kansas are slower, but thousands of times cheaper.

Tuesday, August 27, 2024

Mariah Carey loses her mother and sister on the same day

Lady Bracknell would have called that carelessness.

Sunday, July 14, 2024

Wednesday, July 10, 2024