Wednesday, November 6, 2024

Dorothy’s ruby slippers from Oz expected to fetch $3.5m at auction

Other ways of getting to Kansas are slower, but thousands of times cheaper.

Tuesday, August 27, 2024

Mariah Carey loses her mother and sister on the same day

Lady Bracknell would have called that carelessness.

Sunday, July 14, 2024

Wednesday, July 10, 2024

Saturday, May 4, 2024

CIA Director Bill Burns in Egypt for Gaza cease-fire talks

Hopefully they'll succeed and put him out.

Monday, April 15, 2024

NOAA Declares a Global Coral Bleaching Event in 2023

That's way too late for anyone who might have wanted to take part in it.

Sunday, March 24, 2024

Judy Garland’s home, bought the same year she signed ‘The Wizard of Oz’, selling for $11.5M

Is the high price because there's no other place quite like it?

Friday, February 16, 2024

Prince Harry Says He's 'Considered' Becoming a U.S. Citizen: 'I Love Every Single Day'

He'll have to renounce his foreign titles and become....
fka Prince

Monday, January 29, 2024

U.S. mixed up enemy, friendly drones in attack that killed 3 troops

Hmm, just like our mistake with the radar at Pearl Harbor....

Thursday, November 30, 2023

Henry Kissinger, a dominating and polarizing force in US foreign policy, dies at 100

If he's been reincarnated, I wonder who's Kissinger now?

Sunday, November 5, 2023

Tyson Foods recalls dinosaur chicken nuggets over contamination by 'metal pieces'

What did they expect after including the ArgenTINosaurus?

Friday, July 28, 2023

Stunning new Trump charges up the stakes of an already existential 2024 election

Is he shinning up wooden posts--or electrifying metal ones?