Monday, January 31, 2011

Study: Super Bowl Stress Can Raise Heart Deaths in Fans

Is it stress, or cholesterol-laden chips?

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Looters Rip Heads Off 2 Mummies At Egyptian Museum

Will that prevent them from returning to power?

Friday, January 28, 2011

Egypt's Internet goes dark during political unrest

A modern-day plague, or just a "denial" of service?

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Tucson restaurant won't serve African lion tacos

That's OK, he doesn't like tacos anyway.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Banker Ensnared in Galleon Case

I see even Gringotts has its share of problems these days.

Greens pull out of Irish coalition government

So what color will we wear on March 17?

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Balls back at the heart of Labour as Johnson quits

I have trouble visualizing this anatomically.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Bits: Pay by Phone at Starbucks

And download an appuccino?

Self-Assembling Structures Open Door to New Class of Materials

Those smart buildings must be stopped, or they will take over the world!

Monday, January 17, 2011

Joint Replacements Keep Dogs in the Running

It's cheaper to replace the whole dog.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Clone technique could revive the mammoth

Don't. We worked hard to exterminate them.

Giffords' Recovery a 'Miracle,' Doctor Says

Not if you consider the nature of congressional brains.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Triangle Square to get 24 Hour Fitness

Just the place to get in shape.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Gabrielle Giffords shooting: Jared Loughner may get a renowned public defender

After killing a judge, where can he find an impartial court?

Sunday, January 9, 2011

What is prayer?

God only knows.

US, China defense chiefs mend frayed military ties

Have defense spending cuts gone too far?

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Monday, January 3, 2011

Broken Glass Yields Clues to Climate Change

I say the glass fell because the weather changed, not the other way round.

VAT rise 'puts £250,00 jobs at risk'

Especially this sub-editor's.