Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Flat body murder probe launched

Easy: just follow the steamroller tracks.

Runaway bus misses man

But when a man misses a bus, that's not news.

Miracle baby may be home for Christmas

Something Jesus didn't achieve.

Backpackers 'having a lot more sex'

But presumably using fewer positions?

Senate OKs transfer of Gitmo prisoners for trials

...of experimental medical treatments?

Alcohol hinders IVF, couples warned

On the other hand, it assists the natural method.

FF backbenchers criticise plan for lower drink-driving limits

Yes, it would stop them driving home from work.