Friday, June 24, 2011

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Japanese underworld tries to cash in on tsunami clean-up

It created the tsunami, so why not reap the rewards?

Porn star to reveal links with Representative Weiner

How will she choose the lucky sausage?

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Runner in half-marathon dies, race shuts down

In Hades, Pheidippides laughs scornfully.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Seniors seek public’s help in dog-snatching

They can't run fast enough themselves.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Man Found in Trash Can Likely Died of Multiple Stab Wounds

Trash cans make poor armor, apparently.