Headlines: Aug 28

CDC Turns to Twitter, Facebook to Promote H1N1
- Viral marketing?

Nixon dug deep for dirt on Ted Kennedy (AP)
- But Obama will have it put back soon...

Faraway planet sent giant chunk of spam
- Or was it Nigerians with a fake return address?

What is the fate of leftover frozen embryos?
- Sooner or later, the freezer will break down...

Obama to Rule on China Tire Imports
- Ban them - they chip far too easily.

American Eagle's Net Tumbles
- No problem, it can still swoop for its fish.