Monday, December 26, 2016

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Friday, November 11, 2016

Trump Organization Says Billionaire’s Children to Run Firm

Better than letting them run loose, I suppose.

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Trump Wins Presidency

Is the Republican elephant now named Nellie?

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Obama tries to get inside Trump’s head

It's certainly big enough.

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

Google Pixel phone leaked before unveiling

That's not as bad as the Galaxy 7.

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Monday, August 8, 2016

Japan's Emperor Indicates He Is Ready to Step Down

Did he achieve his object all sublime?

Sunday, August 7, 2016

Bad figures hid the truth about Britain’s overeating

Wouldn't they demonstrate it, rather than hide it?

Thursday, August 4, 2016

Do tourists really go to Afghanistan?

More significantly, do they come back?

Monday, August 1, 2016

Syrian children burn tyres to create no-fly zones

How sad, they can't afford citronella.

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Saturday, July 9, 2016

US troops number in Afghanistan not always add up precisely

And their grammar are not always correctly, either.

Friday, July 1, 2016

California Refiners Subpoenaed as Group Questions Pump Price

Why must it always end in nine-tenths of a cent?

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Girl, 4, is sole survivor of van-train crash in Colorado

...apart from all the train passengers, that is.

Monday, June 6, 2016

Saturday, June 4, 2016

Nigeria Says It Has Recovered $9.1 Billion In Stolen Money And Assets

And they'll return it to you if you send them your bank details and a wiring fee.

Muhammad Ali Dies at 74: Titan of Boxing and the 20th Century

Clay to clay.

Monday, May 30, 2016

Cincinnati Zoo director defends killing gorilla to save boy

After all, whose parents were more likely to sue?

Friday, May 27, 2016

Sunday, May 8, 2016

Trump Just Exploded the Only Reason the Republican Party Exists: Cutting Taxes for the Wealthy

That headline grows much less exciting after the first three words.

Research Points To Mental Health Risks Associated With Meatless Diet

Suggesting that vegetarians are what they eat: nuts.

Thursday, April 21, 2016

Prince Is Dead At 57

But Queen is 90 today--Vivat Regina!

Monday, April 18, 2016

'I was born without a womb, cervix and vagina'

Big deal. So are half the people in the world.

Friday, April 15, 2016

Sunday, April 3, 2016

Should we teach obscure presidents like Millard Fillmore?

He could have used a better education--but it's a bit late now.

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Trump stands by aide after battery charge

How long does it take him to recharge?

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Michelle Obama says she won't run for president

What else won't she do for him?

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Pigeons Wearing Backpacks Help Fight Pollution

Wouldn't diapers be more effective?

Monday, March 14, 2016

Thursday, February 18, 2016

Why are the deaths of sitting Supreme Court justices so rare?

Because there are only nine of them, and each dies only once. Duh!

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Merkel calls for ‘no-fly zone’ in Syria

Arachnophobes will appreciate that too.