NASA Levitates Mice in Magnetic Field

No use climbing on a chair any more...

Nepal hit by severe goat shortage

No kidding?

Police 'must purge innocent DNA'

Wouldn't purging evil DNA be better?

Officials: Dancers at club broke 6-foot rule

At least they'll have a couple of yardsticks now.

Why Journalists Risk Certain Death or Kidnapping

Apparently, they don't know the meaning of risk.

King Solomon Grand Lodge's Fate Uncertain as Fenty Delays News Conference

Is he reading the new Dan Brown thriller?

Afghan votes 'need 10% recount'

Is that because the winner's margin is 5%?

Former Ky. lawmaker charged with murder

Gotta make 'em to break 'em.

Boy says he shot dad to end punishment

Didn't work, did it?

German youths kick good samaritan to death

I hate to think what they'd have done to a bad one...

Schoolkids vote 13-1 to slaughter lamb

Did you expect them to keep a sheep?

Memorabilia Dealer Sues O.J. Simpson

Why bother, when Ron Goldman's family are still waiting to be paid?

Student's body found on day she was to marry

The corpse bride?

Europe's $57 billion plan to put windmills in the ocean

Wouldn't it be cheaper just to flood Holland?