Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Headlines: Aug 26

Don't wait, get help for insomnia before it is a habit
I see Conrad Murray is advertising for new patients.

Walgreen to Offer Caterpillar Drugs
Just say no, Mr. Caterpillar!

Bankers least likely to employ mentally ill people
And the Postal Service is most likely?

Death marks the end of Camelot
by Tom of Warwick?

Many religious orders go to Internet to find new members
So do many transsexuals...

Ovarian cancer 'is being missed'
By women who were attached to their tumors?

South Korea Rocket Launch A 'Half Success'
So was the Space Shuttle Challenger’s...

Toys 'R' Us Offers Discounts for Used Baby Products
Better not buy diapers there...

Woman arrested at BWI with 2 1/2 pounds of cocaine in bra

Houston police officer roughed up in East End
His West End was unharmed, however.