Designer Creates World’s Most Hideous Hawaiian Shirt to Hide From AI Surveillance Cameras

...and gets hit by robotaxi, winning Darwin Award.

Organization asks for donations to treat suffering coyote in L.A. neighborhood

Is that the Acme Corporation?

Trump says 'Islamic Republic of Japan' fired missiles at US ship

With fifteen other country names ending in -an, no wonder he gets confused.

Independence Day celebrations impacted by excessive heat

"Somebody open up a window!"

The US deported them to Venezuela - hours later earthquakes struck

Phew! We removed them just in time!

I donated my eggs to a woman I met on the Tube

At Oval? Or on the Fallopian line?

In Turkey, Pope Meets Erdogan With Message of Outreach

Are they both covered in stuffing? Happy Thanksgiving!

Man accused of smuggling protected parakeets in his underwear

Was he wearing budgie-smugglers?

Disneyland visitor dies after being found unresponsive on Haunted Mansion

Does this entitle her to be buried in its graveyard?

Man who hurled sandwich at law enforcement in D.C. charged with felony

Aggravated BLT?

Children videotaped handcuffed in federal custody in LA; it’s ‘barbaric,’ immigrant-rights group says

Yes, civilized people stopped using tape years ago.

NASA is firm: life on Earth will no longer be possible starting from this date

UPDATE: Trump just pushed the date back by 2 weeks.

Netanyahu tells ABC he's not ruling out taking out Iran's Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei

Wouldn't it be better for him to date someone his own age?

BOMBSHELL: Doctor Who Tried To Save JFK Says, 'The Magic Bullet Didn't Strike The President At All'

As I recall, that was the day before he went back to the Stone Age.

Pope Francis emerges from convalescence on Easter, delights crowd with popemobile tour

He rose from the bed on Easter Sunday--and that was the last thing he did.