Spanish cannibal who ate mother’s remains with his dog gets 15 years

He ate his dog too? How disgusting.

Dozens of fire units battle blaze at Phoenix recycling yards

No wonder that species is endangered.

Demi Lovato opens up about overdose in trailer for new doc: 'I had 3 strokes. I had a heart attack.'

I hope he can cure her addiction so she won't have to live in a trailer any more.

Bowser tells Americans to stay home for inauguration

But what do Mario and Luigi say?

Four Capitol riot suspects, including man seen in Pelosi's office, face federal charges

And a Presidential pardon next week?

As coronavirus death toll surpasses 350,000, Trump calls U.S. count ‘far exaggerated’

As some of those dead people were Biden voters, they should not be counted.

Winter Storm Gail Will Blast Northeast With Heavy Snow, Potentially Including New York City, Boston

What did they expect after singing "let it snow, let it snow, let it snow"?

U.S. Takes Tougher Tone With Turkey as Trump Exits

But didn't he just pardon it?

Warner Bros to Release All 2021 Movies in Theaters and on HBO Max Simultaneously

That'll make it hard to decide what to watch first.

Pupils forget how to spell after months out of school

Even Hogwarts has been affected by the pandemic.

Could a nasal spray that protects ferrets from coronavirus help end the pandemic?

Why does this make me think of John Cleese?

NASA captures rare asteroid worth 70,000 times world economy

Some people will say anything to get re-elected!

Facebook missteps stoke fears of long political ad blackout online

Well, at least that'll keep us from worrying about COVID.

'Trump defeats COVID' commemorative coin goes on sale

Did they finally melt down their unsold 'Dewey defeats Truman' coins?

Dexamethasone: Rare Side Effect of Drug Given to Trump for COVID Includes Grandiose Delusions

How could that even be detected?