Monday, January 11, 2021

Bowser tells Americans to stay home for inauguration

But what do Mario and Luigi say?

Friday, January 8, 2021

Sunday, January 3, 2021

As coronavirus death toll surpasses 350,000, Trump calls U.S. count ‘far exaggerated’

As some of those dead people were Biden voters, they should not be counted.

Tuesday, December 15, 2020

Winter Storm Gail Will Blast Northeast With Heavy Snow, Potentially Including New York City, Boston

What did they expect after singing "let it snow, let it snow, let it snow"?

Wednesday, December 9, 2020

Thursday, December 3, 2020

Warner Bros to Release All 2021 Movies in Theaters and on HBO Max Simultaneously

That'll make it hard to decide what to watch first.

Tuesday, November 10, 2020

Pupils forget how to spell after months out of school

Even Hogwarts has been affected by the pandemic.

Friday, November 6, 2020

Sunday, November 1, 2020

NASA captures rare asteroid worth 70,000 times world economy

Some people will say anything to get re-elected!

Wednesday, October 28, 2020

Facebook missteps stoke fears of long political ad blackout online

Well, at least that'll keep us from worrying about COVID.

Wednesday, October 7, 2020

'Trump defeats COVID' commemorative coin goes on sale

Did they finally melt down their unsold 'Dewey defeats Truman' coins?

Friday, October 2, 2020

Thursday, September 24, 2020

Wednesday, September 23, 2020