Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Retired nurse Winnie, 98, calls on South Tyneside community to support Clap for Carers

Oh, so gonorrhea will protect them against coronavirus?

Monday, April 13, 2020

Meghan will stop Harry hunting, says wildlife expert

Fair enough: she's caught one and doesn't need another.

Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Sunday, April 5, 2020

Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Comet of a generation set to light up the night sky

As a portent of "disaster", isn't it a bit behind schedule?

Monday, March 30, 2020

Saturday, March 28, 2020

Stunning photos show Pope Francis praying to an empty St. Peter's Square amid the coronavirus

After praying unsuccessfully to God, Jesus and the Virgin Mary, he'll try anything.

Wednesday, March 18, 2020

Friday, February 7, 2020

Passengers on a Virus-Stricken Cruise Ship in Japan Speak About Life Under Quarantine

"Now I am cabin'd, cribb'd, confined, bound in to saucy doubts and fears."

Tuesday, January 14, 2020

Friday, December 13, 2019

Johnson celebrates Conservative victory

"Loves, Labour's Lost!"

Wednesday, December 11, 2019

Thousands of holes found on seafloor off California coast

"And though the holes were rather small, they had to count them all."

Friday, December 6, 2019

Wednesday, November 6, 2019