Bowser tells Americans to stay home for inauguration

But what do Mario and Luigi say?

Four Capitol riot suspects, including man seen in Pelosi's office, face federal charges

And a Presidential pardon next week?

As coronavirus death toll surpasses 350,000, Trump calls U.S. count ‘far exaggerated’

As some of those dead people were Biden voters, they should not be counted.

Winter Storm Gail Will Blast Northeast With Heavy Snow, Potentially Including New York City, Boston

What did they expect after singing "let it snow, let it snow, let it snow"?

U.S. Takes Tougher Tone With Turkey as Trump Exits

But didn't he just pardon it?

Warner Bros to Release All 2021 Movies in Theaters and on HBO Max Simultaneously

That'll make it hard to decide what to watch first.

Pupils forget how to spell after months out of school

Even Hogwarts has been affected by the pandemic.

Could a nasal spray that protects ferrets from coronavirus help end the pandemic?

Why does this make me think of John Cleese?

NASA captures rare asteroid worth 70,000 times world economy

Some people will say anything to get re-elected!

Facebook missteps stoke fears of long political ad blackout online

Well, at least that'll keep us from worrying about COVID.

'Trump defeats COVID' commemorative coin goes on sale

Did they finally melt down their unsold 'Dewey defeats Truman' coins?

Dexamethasone: Rare Side Effect of Drug Given to Trump for COVID Includes Grandiose Delusions

How could that even be detected?

President Donald Trump is reportedly headed to Walter Reed hospital (LIVE)

Let's hope that's also how he leaves it.

Trump booed and jeered on visit to Ruth Bader Ginsburg's casket

How disrespectful of him!

Cramer sees ‘huge positives’ on Tesla’s Battery Day, tells investors to be patient on stock

But the negatives are equally huge.