Flying objects must be linked, says Justin Trudeau

OK, but will he agree to pay for the wires?

Swiss Trader Trafigura Hit by Suspected Nickel Fraud, Says It Could Lose $577 Million

That's a LOT of nickels--enough to cover 1000 football fields!

Prince Harry May Fly to England for 48 Hours to Attend King Charles' Coronation

I suppose that's better than his not being allowed to come at all.

$33 million Norco drug bust marks record amount for L.A. authorities

Was the drug bust IN or OF Norco?

High bacteria warning issued for four Los Angeles-area beaches

A side effect of medical marijuana?

HMS Prince of Wales breaks down hours into ‘landmark mission’

Probably not the best type of mission for a warship.

John McEnroe: Novak Djokovic missing US Open over vaccination status would be 'a joke'

Would he make a no-vax joke of it?

Bohemian noble family redefines modern aristocracy by selling NFTs to preserve and share a 700-year-old legacy

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Enormous sinkhole wide enough to swallow the White House opens in Chile

Nice try, but it's 4500 miles south... and 5 years late.

Strippers dance for joy after Bristol council rejects ban on clubs

As "Bristol City" Council, did thay have any other choice?

'Leave It to Beaver' star Tony Dow is still alive, despite statement from his management saying he died

Beaver will just have to wait a bit longer before collecting.

CIA Director: Putin 'too healthy'

So the poison didn't work?

Golf and hotel could cost Victoria Falls its heritage status

In which case shouldn't Lima and Quebec also lose theirs?

We can help prevent tragedies like Uvalde and still protect Texans’ gun rights. Here’s how

Yes, just close all the schools.

Indiana Legislature overrides governor's veto on anti-trans sports ban

Wow, this looks like a quadruple negative!