Friday, December 31, 2010

Job cut notices to arrive 'like confetti'

Are shredded notices valid?

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Spider-Woman Is Leaving Troubled ‘Spider-Man’

At least she's not eating him.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Deputies Say Robber Wore Same Clothing To Three Holdups

Definitely a case for the fashion police...

Friday, December 24, 2010

Audit under way at troubled north suburban waste agency

A good place to look for it.

Snowstorm heads south; some flights canceled

Or maybe you got no presents because you've been naughty this year.

Monday, December 20, 2010

Cosmic Reincarnation Idea May Be Dead

For now, that is.

Pope Says Sex Scandal Has Hit Unimaginable Dimension

No, those pictures are faked.

Snow Hampers Travel in Europe

They're about the only things that can.

Long Beach Police Standoff In Progress At Hotel

Isn't that an oxymoron?

Friday, December 17, 2010

Cash-strapped monks look to fully tap their baking power

So will they still be called friars?

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Japan Announces Defense Policy to Counter China

Why are they talking to their crockery?

Jackknifed big-rig shuts down 22 freeway lanes

Now that's a BIG rig.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Obama meets with CEOs to urge them to start hiring

He's going to need a new job sometime...

Boat death toll set to rise, says PM

Yes, it's called "bloat and float".

TV meteorologist arrested for false sexual assault report

You just can't trust those forecasters.

Man killed after being pulled into wood chipper in Fallbrook

Rest in pieces.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Friday, December 10, 2010

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Goat Heads Left At Hyde Park Homes

And sheep heads right? That'll sort them!

Monday, December 6, 2010

Top 10 holiday threats for pets

Bad dog! Santa Claws will get you!