Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Kyrgyz hunger strike for freedoms

They should at least be allowed vowels.

Cop shoots kangaroo in street

That's kangaroo justice for you.

Hospitals 'should screen for clots'

To keep them out, or keep them in?

Long Beach agrees to $6.2-million settlement over underground oil tanks

I wouldn't choose to settle there...

'Hundreds of Aussies' stranded in Peru

I don't know who to be sorrier for.

David Copperfield's accuser charged with prostitution

Don't be surprised if she mysteriously disappears...