Monday, December 24, 2018

Trump rants while 'all alone' in White House on Christmas Eve

Bah, humbug! But maybe three ghosts will visit him tonight and change him.

Saturday, December 22, 2018

Police Arrest Emotionally Disturbed Man Who Climbed National Christmas Tree Near The White House

But will they be able to catch Santa when he delivers the coal?

Saturday, December 1, 2018

Pope Francis says he's worried about homosexuality in the priesthood

Maybe he'd have less of a problem if he allowed his priests to marry.

Sunday, November 25, 2018

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Monday, November 12, 2018

Saturday, November 10, 2018

Stephen Hawking's Final Book Suggests Time Travel May One Day Be Possible

So where are all the tourists from the future?

Wednesday, October 31, 2018

Coca-Cola to Take It Slow on Marijuana

And putting the coke back in Coke?

Tuesday, October 9, 2018

Monday, September 24, 2018

The Couple Who Helped Decode Dyslexia

After they rearranged the letters, they had Daily Sex.

Saturday, September 8, 2018

Partisan Site Revives Old Pence Controversy

First Brexit, now re-duodecimalization?

Thursday, August 30, 2018

Political prisoners caged with big cats until they confessed in Ethiopia

"Yes, we knocked over the fish bowl and the cream jug. Now let us out!"

Monday, August 20, 2018

DC is No. 3 on list of cities with the most mosquitos

They still need to drain that swamp.

Saturday, May 26, 2018

Indigenous Guatemalan woman shot dead by US Border Patrol

"Serves her right for being foreign!" tweets Trump.

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

Harry and Meghan's children won't get royal title

She's pregnant already? That was quick!

Thursday, May 3, 2018

Transport plane that crashed in Georgia was on final trip

As are most planes that crash.

Trump Admits To Authorizing Stormy Daniels Payoff, Denies Sexual Encounter

And how much hush money will he offer me too, after our sexual encounter (which never happened)?

Hurricane-ravaged Puerto Rico Air National Guard mourns after 9 crew killed in Georgia crash

Maybe P.R.A.N.G. was a poor choice of initials for their organization.

Friday, April 27, 2018

Wynn's Boston Casino Will Remove Founder’s Name

The House Always Wynn's--no longer?

Monday, April 23, 2018

A joyful reunion with birth parents leads to incest, murder

Joyful? Sounds more like a Greek tragedy to me.

Monday, April 16, 2018

Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Tuesday, March 6, 2018

Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Friday, February 9, 2018

SpaceX Rocket Fuels Thaw in Chilly Musk-Trump Relationship

Just as well really. Frozen rocket fuels can be a problem.

Monday, February 5, 2018

Bitcoin Sheds $67 Billion in a Week as Prices Crash Near $7,000

Being founded on silicon (like the house built on sand) "it fell, and great was the fall of it." (Matthew 7:27)

New bipartisan immigration plan introduced in Senate by McCain and Coons

But does it provide adequately for Wops, Spics and Dagos?

Friday, January 26, 2018

My take on Trump's first year as an African-American mom and veteran

That's just wishful thinking. He's not even a veteran yet.

Saturday, January 20, 2018