$33 million Norco drug bust marks record amount for L.A. authorities

Was the drug bust IN or OF Norco?

High bacteria warning issued for four Los Angeles-area beaches

A side effect of medical marijuana?

HMS Prince of Wales breaks down hours into ‘landmark mission’

Probably not the best type of mission for a warship.

John McEnroe: Novak Djokovic missing US Open over vaccination status would be 'a joke'

Would he make a no-vax joke of it?

Bohemian noble family redefines modern aristocracy by selling NFTs to preserve and share a 700-year-old legacy

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Enormous sinkhole wide enough to swallow the White House opens in Chile

Nice try, but it's 4500 miles south... and 5 years late.

Strippers dance for joy after Bristol council rejects ban on clubs

As "Bristol City" Council, did thay have any other choice?

'Leave It to Beaver' star Tony Dow is still alive, despite statement from his management saying he died

Beaver will just have to wait a bit longer before collecting.

CIA Director: Putin 'too healthy'

So the poison didn't work?

Golf and hotel could cost Victoria Falls its heritage status

In which case shouldn't Lima and Quebec also lose theirs?

We can help prevent tragedies like Uvalde and still protect Texans’ gun rights. Here’s how

Yes, just close all the schools.

Indiana Legislature overrides governor's veto on anti-trans sports ban

Wow, this looks like a quadruple negative!

Apple display supplier could lose out on large iPhone 14 order after it was reportedly caught cutting corners

Instead of rounding them off nicely?

After losing his job for praying on the field, ex-high school football coach brings case to Supreme Court

Question presented: Under football's rules, does invoking divine assistance amount to unsportsmanlike conduct?

Florida education officials reject 54 math textbooks for 'attempts to indoctrinate students'

They don't want their students learning integration?

US rocked by three separate mass shootings over Easter weekend

This anti-Catholic violence is an outrage.

What you should know about ghost guns as Biden announces new regulation

I already know: don't cross the streams.

New Revelations Raise Pressure on NASA to Rename the James Webb Space Telescope

How much will it cost to go up there and change the name on it?

Krishnan Guru-Murthy to replace Jon Snow as Channel 4 News anchor

Half a guru is better than a know-nothing, I suppose.

Sainsbury’s ditches Russian spelling of Chicken Kiev

If that doesn't stop Ras Putin's invasion, nothing will.

How to watch Biden deliver the 2022 State of the Union address

At 1.5x playback speed?

Frogs can regrow amputated limbs after being treated with mix of drugs, new research finds

But do the new legs taste as good?

With James Webb Space Telescope’s huge sunshield in place, focus shifts to big mirrors

... as the big mirrors shift to focus.