Trump’s state dinner for Xi to feature sea bass and a long list of tech titans

Hopefully they won't disagree with him.

Gas stations in America are starting to max out their displays with $9.999 prices

Time to shift the decimal point and abolish that sneaky ⁹⁄₁₀ of the obsoles-cent!

Designer Creates World’s Most Hideous Hawaiian Shirt to Hide From AI Surveillance Cameras

...and gets hit by robotaxi, winning Darwin Award.

Organization asks for donations to treat suffering coyote in L.A. neighborhood

Is that the Acme Corporation?

Trump says 'Islamic Republic of Japan' fired missiles at US ship

With fifteen other country names ending in -an, no wonder he gets confused.

Independence Day celebrations impacted by excessive heat

"Somebody open up a window!"

The US deported them to Venezuela - hours later earthquakes struck

Phew! We removed them just in time!

I donated my eggs to a woman I met on the Tube

At Oval? Or on the Fallopian line?