Murgatroyd comments on the week's news

The Government is worried that it's running out of money
  and the banks in Cyprus all are shut, which isn't very funny,
And Saint Malachy has prophesied this Pope will go to ruin
  and with global warming coming we shall all be soon a-stewing,
And the Communists are threatening to sabotage the Internet
  the Taliban has nullified the Pakistani cabinet,
And teenagers are plotting to make little children splatter
  but an asteroid is coming so it really doesn't matter!

So it really doesn't matter, matter, matter, matter, matter,
So it really doesn't matter, matter, matter, matter, matter!

Crazy teenagers are plotting to make little children splatter,
  but an asteroid is coming so it really doesn't matter,
Crazy teenagers are plotting to make little children splatter,
  but an asteroid is coming so it really doesn't matter,
  matter, matter, matter, matter, matter,
  matter, matter, matter, matter, matter!