Thursday, December 24, 2015

Madonna in court to bring son home

The court of King Herod? Now that's what I'd call OLD news.

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

2 dead children found California storage unit

But who wants to store their stuff in a place run by zombies?

Sunday, December 13, 2015

Russian warship opens hearth

Sorry, Santa won't be calling this year.

Russia fires warning photographs at Turkish ship in Aegean Sea

To be followed by non-worker bees?

Saturday, December 12, 2015

Farook’s pal in ‘sleeper cell’ described as ‘goody two footwear’

This is political correctness taken too far: just call a shoe a shoe.

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Modoc sucker, a small fish, taken off endangered list

They just discovered that there's one born every minute.