Officer directing traffic on Route 400 struck by car

Clearly not doing his job properly.

Butt-dialing mistake sends SWAT team to Winnetka school

So they could learn to butt-dial properly?

Huntington Beach police use Facebook in hopes of solving 1968 slaying

Trying to trace the victim's friends?

Democrat Abuses Spurred GOP Filibusters

Quite right too. Filibusters shouldn't wear spurs.

Lindsay Lohan battery case strong enough for prosecutors to consider charges, detectives conclude

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