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Thursday, November 29, 2012
Guilty New Mexico prankster returns stolen toilet paper he took as a college student
Used, presumably.
$4M settlement reached after Connecticut mauled by chimp
Did New York ever settle with King Kong?
World won't end on December 21: NASA scientists
But they're not saying anything about the other dates in December.
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