Monday, September 7, 2009

Second liner hit by vomiting bug

Eeeuw, that insect must be ENORMOUS!

Michael Jackson's Bejeweled White Glove Sells for Nearly $50

That's all?  How quickly they forget...

Workers Scramble To Repair Crack In Bay Bridge

I hope they're not using "Beaumont's Egg".

Sudan Journalist Fined $200 for Wearing Trousers

A bargain, compared with the penalty for not wearing them...

Clinton outraged by guards' sexual misconduct

Was it worse than her husband's?

Ex-Oprah head may testify

I didn't know she'd had a transplant...