US lawmakers hope to question White House gatecrashers

Are these lawmakers not invited to state dinners either?

Court won't keep paraplegic killer in prison

But will they give him back his wheelchair?

Are London's pedestrian crossings as safer as they should be?

Clearly not.

Woman killed by car at site where granddaughter was killed

When will that family learn to stay away?

Cops: Suspect in Officer Executions May Be Dead

They hope.

Alleged Nazi Guard on Trial for 27,900 Deaths

Why bother? He can only die once, and will soon enough anyway.