Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Overcrowding in California's Prisons Reaches Supreme Court

And when that's full up, there's nowhere else.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Wi-Fi Might Not Kill Trees After All

In fact it can help you save them.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Euro 'a good option' for Iceland

Iceland must be really desperate.

No risk of euro zone breakup in Irish crisis: EU

Well, they have to say that, don't they?

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Suspects armed with tree branch rob gas station

Police are seeking two stick-up artists.

CHP to start Thanksgiving holiday enforcement tonight

"Please finish your turkey AND all the stuffing, sir."

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Hammer horror actress Pitt dies

This time it's for real.

Man 'joined monastery to steal'

Felonious monk.

Monday, November 22, 2010

70 pre-owned cats adopted at Irvine event

Or rather, 70 cats have adopted replacement humans.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Subway offers secret rainy day freebie


Obama stands by controversial air security screening methods

I don't really want to see the images that accompanied this story.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

In hospice, grandmother celebrates belated bat mitzvah

Cramming for her finals?

Call to extend breast screening

The TSA is working on this...

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Scientists witness the apparent birth of a black hole

And if they continue to not see it, that'll confirm it's real.

L.A. County passes sweeping ban on plastic bags

Most of them go unswept already anyway.

Eroded Kinder Scout to be fenced

Proving that no good deed goes unpunished.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Older white Americans sicker than British peers

Their homes are not as stately, either.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Al-Qaida group claims mail bombs

Waste of time: they won't get them back.

Man accused of fake real estate deals

However, real fake estate deals would have been OK.

Where's the female Brian Cox?

...and what would be her name?

Man jailed over cat in microwave

Must be crowded in there...

Tuesday, November 2, 2010