Sunday, January 10, 2010

Rival Gangs 'Forced To Share Same Guns'

How can they have a fair fight then?

Blagojevich: 'I'm blacker than Barack Obama'

Oh, is he planning to run for President?

Girl weeps blood 'up to 50 times a day'

It's a bloody miracle...

Crime lord's dildo fell off in raid, court told

I guess that makes him a crime lady now...

Road salt shuts down Cleveland airport

Moral: runway salt is worth the extra cost.

Egypt Finds New Tombs Near Pyramids

Who's building them?

Blondes fare badly in young scientists' IQ tests

It's because they're light-headed.

Togo leaves African Cup of Nations

Will they now change their name to "Gone"?