Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Self-taught rocket scientist plans to launch over California ghost town

What are the chances that he'll join its residents?

Monday, November 20, 2017

Wall Street's Biggest Bull Sees S&P 500 Pushing Toward 3,000

But the biggest bear sees it pushing into negative territory.

Thursday, November 16, 2017

Diesel drivers face £2-an-hour parking charge

Won't that just encourage them to drive more?

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Sunday, October 29, 2017

Monday, October 23, 2017

'Don Trump' Tombstone Among Decor At School Halloween Party

A cardboard standup of the living Trump would have been far scarier.

Thursday, October 5, 2017

Friday, September 22, 2017

North Korea: Trump and Kim call each other mad

So, which one of them is sane?

Saturday, September 9, 2017

New mummies discovered in tomb near Luxor, Egypt

Major manhunt for psychopathic serial killer now underway.

Friday, September 8, 2017

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Monday, August 14, 2017

Trump cuts funds to fight anti-right wing violence

So now he's in favor of anti-right wing violence?

California’s Grid Prepares for Solar Power to Be Eclipsed

Just like they do every night.

Head cameras issued to armed police to improve transparency

Are they linked to a video display on the officer's back?

Thursday, August 3, 2017

Statue of Liberty caught in White House immigration row

... and to be put on the next boat back to France.

Friday, July 28, 2017

Astronomers May Have Spotted The First Moon Outside of Our Solar System

Nice work. Now let's see them get it clean again.

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Man accused of smuggling king cobras in potato chip cans

Weren't the spring-loaded paper snakes scary enough?

Sunday, July 16, 2017

California man sentenced to 16 years in prison for killing 21 cats

That's just over one month per life taken.

Thursday, June 29, 2017

US Adds Pressure on China to Reign in NKorea

So Trump is trying to start a war?

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Saturday, June 10, 2017

Liverpool deaths: Three bodies found in John Lennon's former flat

Maxwell Edison should never have been paroled.

Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Muslim leaders refuse to say funeral prayers for London Bridge attackers

Will their severed heads be displayed on poles instead?

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Giant sloth remains found in Los Angeles

That's because it's too lazy to get itself lost again.

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Friday, April 14, 2017

Friday, April 7, 2017

Meet the Billionaires Who Run Trump's Government

No thanks, I'm sure the tickets are out of my price range.

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

This Parrot Has An 'Infectious Laugh,' Scientists Say

Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, isn't it?

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Monday, March 20, 2017

Two Runners from Santa Monica Place in Marathon Top 10

Brazen cheating! Santa Monica Place is less than a mile from the finish line!

IRS granted Satanic cult tax-exempt status in 10 days, report says

It's just professional courtesy.

Saturday, March 18, 2017

Friday, March 17, 2017

Saturday, March 11, 2017

Trump Says `Troubled Person' Scaled White House Fence Friday

But they found him and returned him to the White House before he could get away.

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

What can husbands do to support A Day Without A Woman?

Send their wives away for the day, perhaps?

Sunday, March 5, 2017

Strong Solar Storms Remove Electrons From Earth's Atmosphere: Research

It's good to have some positive news for a change.

Saturday, March 4, 2017

Monday, February 27, 2017

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Majority of Americans trust the media more than Trump: poll

So he trusts the media less than the median. What a surprise!

Saturday, February 11, 2017

Thursday, February 9, 2017