Hoarder's body found under rubbish pile

In the end, her rubbish hoarded her.

U.S. to Rap China Over Aluminum

Sounds cacophonous...

Paris on cocaine rap: It wasn't mine

Oh, so she stole it?

8 in 10 Americans Say Economy Is Bad

Not so long ago, they were saying extravagance is good.

Results in National Schoo-Reform Contest Spark Complaints

Apparently, they're incomplete.

Crash man was 'driving starship'

Weren't his deflector shields working?

Taxi driver arrested after death

Why arrest a corpse?

Dinosaur bones in Canadian sewer

Flushing overgrown pets down the toilet is nothing new.

Chilean Miners Could Be Stuck for Months

I hope they're earning overtime.

Dr Kelly death 'textbook suicide'

Proving his killers did their homework well.

Whiskey Biofuel? Only in Scotland

Scotland has whisky galore, but nae whiskey.

Montenegro Reaches for Respectability With Port Project

Maybe if they also tried a change of name...

Rare giraffe revealed to public

It would have been hard to keep it under wraps.

Teen Sex Not Always Bad for Grades

Especially if it's with the professor.

Only a fourth of troops surveyed on gays respond

A clear win for "don't ask, don't tell."

Man drowns about 8 miles from where Obamas swam

So? Is there some connection between these events?

Buffalo shooting leaves 4 dead

A slow day for Bill Cody.

Obama Supports Mosque Near September 11 Site

But will it stop terrorists from attacking the area again?

Coalition offers $420m for mining, clean coal research

And how much will the oilition pay for drilling research?

US Senate hopeful on porn charge

...that they won't have to pay it?

'Pasta is like live worms'

How to get a Klingon to eat his spaghetti?

Canadian Navy Boards Suspected Terror Ship

Is this an action, or its rationale?

Ghouls Took Photos Of Dying Suicide Girl

That's OK, she didn't want to take them with her.

Remains found in Malibu Canyon may be those of a woman

Well, there's a 50/50 chance...

New Arizona law helps shield homebuyers from mortgage abuses

Now watch the banks campaigning to have it declared unconstitutional.

Hawking: It's outer space or die for humans

Or both, if NASA can't fix its cooling pumps.

Moscow Opens Anti-smog Centers As Fires Burn

Los Angeles could use a few cans of that stuff too.

Mother booked for sex with school boys

Pity, I was hoping she'd be free.

Report: Playmate featured in steamy UCF locker-room shoot; school apologizes

Next time they promise they'll switch on the fan.

Lottery Winner Wants To Buy 'New Knees'

He wore them out praying for a lottery win?

Fairmount Park hosting $100,000 quarter horse race

That's an awful lot of quarters for a horse to carry.

Some Pharmaceutical Clinical Trial Results Are Buried, Study Shows

Along with the participants?

Why did Churchill order a cover-up on UFO reports?

It would have been hard to fight them on the beaches...

Iceland snaps up Woolworths store

They're both bankrupt, so what's the big deal?

BP declares ‘static kill' of blowout

All's well -- that ends well?

Do snails 'have a homing instinct'?

No, their homes just follow them around.

NBA Rookie Star Caught Going 120-130 Mph

That's a traveling violation.

Well-known Seattle musician killed in crash

He can't be that well-known or you'd have named him.

Mullen: Leak of Afghanistan Documents May Cost Lives

Yes, heads will roll.