Overcrowding in California's Prisons Reaches Supreme Court

And when that's full up, there's nowhere else.

Wi-Fi Might Not Kill Trees After All

In fact it can help you save them.

Police to conduct DUI checkpoint in Van Nuys tonight

Thanks for the warning.

Euro 'a good option' for Iceland

Iceland must be really desperate.

No risk of euro zone breakup in Irish crisis: EU

Well, they have to say that, don't they?

Suspects armed with tree branch rob gas station

Police are seeking two stick-up artists.

CHP to start Thanksgiving holiday enforcement tonight

"Please finish your turkey AND all the stuffing, sir."

Hammer horror actress Pitt dies

This time it's for real.

Man 'joined monastery to steal'

Felonious monk.

70 pre-owned cats adopted at Irvine event

Or rather, 70 cats have adopted replacement humans.

Subway offers secret rainy day freebie

Shelter?

Obama stands by controversial air security screening methods

I don't really want to see the images that accompanied this story.

In hospice, grandmother celebrates belated bat mitzvah

Cramming for her finals?

Call to extend breast screening

The TSA is working on this...

Scientists witness the apparent birth of a black hole

And if they continue to not see it, that'll confirm it's real.

L.A. County passes sweeping ban on plastic bags

Most of them go unswept already anyway.

Eroded Kinder Scout to be fenced

Proving that no good deed goes unpunished.

Proposed new cigarette warning labels include corpses, cancer patients

That'll appeal to the horror movie crowd.

Warner Bros to develop UK film base

Shouldn't they develop the emulsion?

Panic as Ohio tower falls in the wrong direction

Upwards?

Older white Americans sicker than British peers

Their homes are not as stately, either.

Al-Qaida group claims mail bombs

Waste of time: they won't get them back.

Man accused of fake real estate deals

However, real fake estate deals would have been OK.

Where's the female Brian Cox?

...and what would be her name?

Man jailed over cat in microwave

Must be crowded in there...

Man caught with meth pipe in his underpants in Mesa

Makes a change from crack...