Private Neil Armstrong service planned for Friday

US Army promotions are apparently harder to attain than the Moon.

'Legitimate rape' rarely causes pregnancy, GOP Senate candidate says

Isn't that an oxymoron?

Man Fights to Keep Wife Buried in Yard

Did he forget to kill her first?

Romney: I’ve paid at least 13 percent tax rate in each of past 10 years

Yes, but 13% of nothing is still nothing.

Badminton Players Disqualified for Throwing Matches

Quite right too. They could have started a fire.