Bounty crew member who died in hospital was Fletcher Christian descendant

Divine retribution upon the seventh generation?

Hear the whale with a human-like voice

That is, if you consider Mr. Punch a human.

Hurricane Sandy still on track to deliver a major blow to East Coast

In more senses than one.

Obama video compares voting to losing virginity

So what is the equivalent of a hanging chad?

Study Finds 88% of Sexual Content Posted by Young Folks Online Stolen by Porn Sites

How much does a researcher earn, looking at online porn?

N.J. town mourns as girl's body is found in recycling

As it is said: earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Specter laid to rest near Philadelphia

All in a day's work for Ghostbusters.

Xbox Runaways Found in Eureka, Ill.

How appropriate.

Earth-Sized Planet Discovered Orbiting Around Nearest Star

This is news?

Los Angeles takes next step toward ID cards for undocumented immigrants

That's one way to reduce their numbers, I suppose.

New York's Trinity Church forced to cancel Halloween fest over Occupy Wall Street camp

Why was the church celebrating Halloween anyway?