The Government is worried that it's running out of money
and the banks in Cyprus all are shut, which isn't very funny,
And Saint Malachy has prophesied this Pope will go to ruin
and with global warming coming we shall all be soon a-stewing,
And the Communists are threatening to sabotage the Internet
the Taliban has nullified the Pakistani cabinet,
And teenagers are plotting to make little children splatter
but an asteroid is coming so it really doesn't matter!
So it really doesn't matter, matter, matter, matter, matter,
So it really doesn't matter, matter, matter, matter, matter!
Crazy teenagers are plotting to make little children splatter,
but an asteroid is coming so it really doesn't matter,
Crazy teenagers are plotting to make little children splatter,
but an asteroid is coming so it really doesn't matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter, matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter, matter!
Saturday, March 23, 2013
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Teen shot trying to sneak into wrong home after night of drinking, parents say
Wasted in more ways than one.
Friday, March 1, 2013
Florida man vanishes after being sucked into sinkhole under his bedroom
What did he do to deserve that?
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