Monster truck crashes into crowd; At least 2 dead, Dozens hurt

How many monsters were in that truck?

Water in Earth's oceans older than the sun

So darkness really was upon the face of the deep (Genesis 1:2).

Not our fault chimps kill each other, study concludes

In fact, it's their fault that we do.

Rare Chinese Sturgeon Not Reproducing, Close to Extinction

Apparently now the virgin sturgeon needs some urging.

South Africa's crime rate had trigger-happy Oscar Pistorius on edge

So he increased it.

Scientists sequence gibbon genome

Try saying that ten times quickly!

Employees complain about new Walmart dress code

Now all Walmart needs is a dress code for its customers...

UN: One-Fifth of Murder Victims Are Under 20

Which statistically makes that the safest age group.