Birdbrains? Hardly: Baby Chicks Know How to Count

As it is said: don't hatch your chickens before they can count.

Missing hunter survives in woods for days on water

...until finally hitting something?

Government employee piloted drone that crashed at White House

Make that "ex-employee".

Fitness Model Struck and Killed by Train

How many crunches did he make?

Low Inflation Dogs Fed Even as Job Gains Point to Rate Increase

I'm glad they're not going hungry, even if they don't get much bigger.

Dog abandoned at train station with suitcase

And a label saying "Please look after this dog?"

What Will Become of Your Bitcoins When You Die?

You take them with you. That's why they're called cryptocurrency.