Our nearest exoplanet neighbor, and any life living there, just got blasted by radiation from its star

But since it's four light-years away, we cannot know this yet.

We still don't know if President Trump will attend the White House correspondents' dinner

..or the co-respondents' dinner?

Uber Eats driver accused of killing customer during delivery

Sentence first, verdict afterwards?

Skier lost in New York doesn't know how he got to California

Cross-country, presumably.

SpaceX Rocket Fuels Thaw in Chilly Musk-Trump Relationship

Just as well really. Frozen rocket fuels can be a problem.

Bitcoin Sheds $67 Billion in a Week as Prices Crash Near $7,000

Being founded on silicon (like the house built on sand) "it fell, and great was the fall of it." (Matthew 7:27)

New bipartisan immigration plan introduced in Senate by McCain and Coons

But does it provide adequately for Wops, Spics and Dagos?