EXPERIMENTAL ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE VACCINE MAY CUT DEMENTIA CASES IN HALF

Better than using a chainsaw, I suppose.

St. Louis ballet dancer mysteriously found dead in lake in rural Missouri

Did her swan costume get waterlogged?

President Trump canceled his trip to the World War I memorial because of the rain

Very prudent. Water might melt him.

Stephen Hawking's Final Book Suggests Time Travel May One Day Be Possible

So where are all the tourists from the future?