Winter Storm Gail Will Blast Northeast With Heavy Snow, Potentially Including New York City, Boston

What did they expect after singing "let it snow, let it snow, let it snow"?

U.S. Takes Tougher Tone With Turkey as Trump Exits

But didn't he just pardon it?

Warner Bros to Release All 2021 Movies in Theaters and on HBO Max Simultaneously

That'll make it hard to decide what to watch first.

Pupils forget how to spell after months out of school

Even Hogwarts has been affected by the pandemic.

Could a nasal spray that protects ferrets from coronavirus help end the pandemic?

Why does this make me think of John Cleese?

NASA captures rare asteroid worth 70,000 times world economy

Some people will say anything to get re-elected!

Facebook missteps stoke fears of long political ad blackout online

Well, at least that'll keep us from worrying about COVID.

'Trump defeats COVID' commemorative coin goes on sale

Did they finally melt down their unsold 'Dewey defeats Truman' coins?

Dexamethasone: Rare Side Effect of Drug Given to Trump for COVID Includes Grandiose Delusions

How could that even be detected?

President Donald Trump is reportedly headed to Walter Reed hospital (LIVE)

Let's hope that's also how he leaves it.

Trump booed and jeered on visit to Ruth Bader Ginsburg's casket

How disrespectful of him!

Cramer sees ‘huge positives’ on Tesla’s Battery Day, tells investors to be patient on stock

But the negatives are equally huge.

A sex party sparked a forest fire in El Dorado, California

Did someone forget to bring lube?

TikTok Deal Is Complicated by New Rules From China Over Tech Exports

Will America be allowed to take TikTok tech?

Mask not worn and left with a car, Delhi Police cut off faces

This seems a bit drastic, even for 2020.

Institute of Directors loses second chairwoman in two-and-a-half years as Charlotte Valeur resigns

As Lady Bracknell might say: To lose one chairwoman may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carelessness.

Epic Games CEO speaks out against Apple, Google app store 'monopoly'

Apparently, he doesn't understand 'Monopoly'.

Why are humans so curious?

Now, there's a headline that defies you not to click on it.

Pentagon bans Confederate flags on military installations

...apart from the ones the US Army captured.

What In The World Has Hubble Just Captured?

Nothing, I hope: that's not its job.

Ghislaine Maxwell follows her family's footsteps into the dock

But her father never got there.

‘There’s Probably Never Been More Uncertainty,’ Fed Official Warns

"...but we're not quite sure"

A Booming Airline Business: Shipping Pigs to China in 747 Jumbo Jets

Strange times indeed: who would have thought that pigs could fly?

Astronauts describe ride to space aboard SpaceX Crew Dragon

"It was out of this world."

Retired nurse Winnie, 98, calls on South Tyneside community to support Clap for Carers

Oh, so gonorrhea will protect them against coronavirus?

Meghan will stop Harry hunting, says wildlife expert

Fair enough: she's caught one and doesn't need another.

Hong Kong's pandas mate for first time in decade in privacy of coronavirus lockdown

Could this be the start of a pandademic?

New York coronavirus cases 'dropping for first time'

Like flies.

Bears GM says Nick Foles and Mitchell Trubisky will battle for the starting job: 'It's an open competition'

I expect my namesake will get the job!

Comet of a generation set to light up the night sky

As a portent of "disaster", isn't it a bit behind schedule?

Plastic-eating bacteria could be small step toward tackling world's pollution crisis

Until they escape and start eating all our things.

Stunning photos show Pope Francis praying to an empty St. Peter's Square amid the coronavirus

After praying unsuccessfully to God, Jesus and the Virgin Mary, he'll try anything.

Merkel: Coronavirus is Germany's greatest challenge since World War Two

Let's hope they do better this time.

Passengers on a Virus-Stricken Cruise Ship in Japan Speak About Life Under Quarantine

"Now I am cabin'd, cribb'd, confined, bound in to saucy doubts and fears."

Burger King offers Prince Harry a job

Blatant nepotism.