Boy says he shot dad to end punishment

Didn't work, did it?

German youths kick good samaritan to death

I hate to think what they'd have done to a bad one...

Schoolkids vote 13-1 to slaughter lamb

Did you expect them to keep a sheep?

Memorabilia Dealer Sues O.J. Simpson

Why bother, when Ron Goldman's family are still waiting to be paid?

Student's body found on day she was to marry

The corpse bride?

Europe's $57 billion plan to put windmills in the ocean

Wouldn't it be cheaper just to flood Holland?

New Law: Death By Stoning For Adultery

New?

Accounting rule change could boost Apple revenue

At the expense of Orange's?

Thieves raid Pirates of the Caribbean ship

Was it an inside job?

Low carbon zone starts in valley

Where else?

Illiteracy Undermines Afghan Army

That's always a problem when you fight the "students".

Trash in Seattle will be tagged, tracked

... while the tracking tags are trashed.

Marine 'Trust Game' Has Deadly Consequences

But then, so does their work.

British Foreign Office denies ‘secret’ Libya deal

Keeping up their end of the bargain, I see.

Mogadishu residents wake to camel bloodbath

Is that better than asses' milk?