Dying patients may lose medicine

Have they looked under the bed?

Inquiry after police officer seen eating sausage roll

Who took his doughnut?

Michael Jackson praises Princess Di, Hitler in new book

Which of them can he now visit?

Cold, Scared Dinosaurs Dug Burrows

Didn't save them, though.

FBI Terror Stings Show We Still Have to Be Concerned

Yes, don't buy bombs from strangers.

Leaders Demand Iran Open Nuclear Plant

I thought they wanted it closed...

Durable Goods Unexpectedly Fall

Now we can see just how durable they really are.

DARPA Wants Space Cleaning Ideas

How about a vacuum cleaner?

CanJet hijacker unaware actions were illegal: lawyer

Is that the best defense he could come up with?

Burning animal video found after dogfight arrest

Someone was trying to destroy the evidence?

Water detected on the moon, buried ice on Mars

Bet they don't have beer, though...

Twitter's Value Is Set at $1 Billion

Which makes the average tweet worth about a nickel...

Cabdrivers want fare hike, vomit fee

With smoother driving they wouldn't need that fee.

Swine flu cases continue to rise

Zombie alert!

'Meatless Monday' at city schools aimed at delivering healthier food

What was wrong with Fleshless Fridays?