Russia, BONY Reach Settlement

About time too.  It's been almost 200 years since his retreat from Moscow.

One of world's smallest microscopes is at UW

It's so tiny, they need another microscope to see it.

Afghan election runoff: As officials scramble, some voters dig in heels

Is there a shortage of workboots?

Can ads make Google and YouTube more attractive?

Maybe, if the cans aren't too ugly.

Flat body murder probe launched

Easy: just follow the steamroller tracks.

Runaway bus misses man

But when a man misses a bus, that's not news.

Miracle baby may be home for Christmas

Something Jesus didn't achieve.

Backpackers 'having a lot more sex'

But presumably using fewer positions?

Senate OKs transfer of Gitmo prisoners for trials

...of experimental medical treatments?

Alcohol hinders IVF, couples warned

On the other hand, it assists the natural method.

FF backbenchers criticise plan for lower drink-driving limits

Yes, it would stop them driving home from work.

Nick's Headlines is on Vacation

I'm taking a break from blogging--back on October 21.

Israeli rabbis rule against 'Shabbat elevators'

Silly rabbis!  Shabbat is for rest, not stair-climbing!

Obama 'Humbled' To Win Nobel Peace Prize

What's next?  Sainthood?

Injury left him paralyzed, but student returned to football

The Hunchback of Notre Dame?