US wants tough bioweapons ban, but no verification

Something to hide?

Mom Pregnant With 19th Kid Fine After Hospital

For littering?

Wildlife officials say: Don't pick up dead bear remains

...that's our lunch.

Study: Finger-pointing won't solve water woes

But finger-pulling still relieves gas problems.

Climate protesters descend on summit

Wouldn't it have been greener to use the ski-lift?

Man 'battered and burned ex-wife'

Did he forget to grease the frying pan?

Gambler Lost $127M in 2007, Sues Casino

Hoping for better luck this time?

Are Parents Having the 'Sex Talk' Too Late?

Clearly. Once you're a parent, it's too late.

'Poor judgment' blamed in state dinner lapse

Was it the failure to give the Salahis a proper invitation?

Couple scrap wedding list and ask for blood instead

Are they from Transsylvania?

Woods 'snoring' after car crash

Did he drive off in his sleep?

Shortage of Eggo waffles could create a sticky situation

A flood of surplus maple syrup?

Obama family lights National Christmas Tree

Oh, is there a national religion now?

What Drugs Are Our Astronauts On?

Nothing. Being spaced out is part of their job.

Two in three Britons think UK has immigration problem

And the other third are immigrants.