Economists Are Often Cheapskates

They have a tendency to over-economize?

Man shot by police was carrying replica gun

Maybe it was only a replica, but it fooled the cops.

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Nick's Headlines is taking a break till the New Year. Happy Holidays!

View Star Apologizes for Calling Tiger Woods' Mistress a "Hooker"

Naturally, he has taught her to swing straight.

Tiger Woods gags English media

And the Hollywood call-girls?

School Bus Roof Torn Off In Bridge Smash

When will those buses learn to duck?

RCMP seized pot from woman's bra, court hears

A pair of pots would have looked less suspicious.

Bond on China trade panel

Don't believe it. Universal Export is just a front.

Man arrested after trying to crawl through doggy door

He was lucky not to get bitten...

"Tigergate" Isn't A Black Thing

No, it's orange and stripey.

Nunavut group seeks new Inuktitut word for suicide

Why not use one of their surplus words for snow?

Bill to lift restrictions on D.C. advances

Didn't he already do that with Monica?

Christmas Island detention centre almost full

That's OK, 2 more weeks and they can start filling the Easter Island one.

US wants tough bioweapons ban, but no verification

Something to hide?

Mom Pregnant With 19th Kid Fine After Hospital

For littering?