Tiger hides at billionaire's mansion

Doesn't he know they're an endangered species?

Dead Octopuses Wash Up on Portuguese Beach

What brand of soap are they using?

Why Black Holes Are Winning Respect

You don't want to go near something that can stop time.

London Zoo keepers make annual animal head count

1, 1, 1, 1, 1 ....

Obama slams intelligence failings in US plane plot

Harsh words, coming from one who can't protect his own house from party crashers.

US to Suspend Gitmo Detainee Transfers to Yemen

Yes, Yemen has enough terrorists already.

Slingshot attack lands man in jail

Will he be able to catapult himself out again?

British team says elusive G-spot may be a myth

But looking for it was so much fun...

South Africa's president marries third wife

To avoid accusations of bigamy?

US screening unfair, says Nigeria

Yes, and so is blowing up planes.

Kubica to stay with Renault team

Shouldn't he be with Nissan?

At Landover middle school, philosophy is part of lunch menu

Can I get a Bacon Plato (a la Descartes)?

Ex-mayor admits stealing women's underwear

Nick snickers.

Diesel Spill Contaminates Yellow River

So what color does that make it now?

'Too many' children slow to talk

So do too many drivers.