Crime lord's dildo fell off in raid, court told

I guess that makes him a crime lady now...

Road salt shuts down Cleveland airport

Moral: runway salt is worth the extra cost.

Egypt Finds New Tombs Near Pyramids

Who's building them?

Blondes fare badly in young scientists' IQ tests

It's because they're light-headed.

Togo leaves African Cup of Nations

Will they now change their name to "Gone"?

Obama faults self for lax air security

But what about all the other airports?

Mesa native helps unearth new dinosaur

There's no such thing.

Ford brings digital comforts to cars

Driving gloves? That's hardly a new idea.

Supernova Star Blast 'Could Wipe Out Earth'

At Sky News, they live up to their name.

Female toads inflate to avoid sex

That would put off even the horniest toad...

Tiger hides at billionaire's mansion

Doesn't he know they're an endangered species?

Dead Octopuses Wash Up on Portuguese Beach

What brand of soap are they using?

Why Black Holes Are Winning Respect

You don't want to go near something that can stop time.

London Zoo keepers make annual animal head count

1, 1, 1, 1, 1 ....

Obama slams intelligence failings in US plane plot

Harsh words, coming from one who can't protect his own house from party crashers.