Drinking beer could help prevent weak bones

It certainly strengthens the elbow.

Police paying for officer lap-band surgery

Donutectomy?

Mortgage Bankers Association Sells Headquarters at Big Loss

Could they have saved money by foreclosing on themselves?

Monkey spotted roaming Darwin streets

He's a long way from Manly.

Proposed Hebrew-language school dealt a setback

That should help, not hurt, them...

‘Days of Our Lives’ star Frances Reid dies at 95

In her case, 34,756.

Christmas Bomb Suspect Flips on Radical Imam

Pity he didn't just flip him off...

Tea Party convention begins in Nashville

How will the Coffee Party fight back?

National Prayer Breakfast Draws Controversy

Why do the Quakers have all the oats?

Giant Squids Lure California Fishing Enthusiasts

Isn't it supposed to work the other way round?

LaHood: Stop Driving Recalled Toyotas

How? Wait till they run out of gas?

Why a spot of sunbathing may be just the thing to lift a man's libido

Obviously, it's the female sunbathers.

Shakespeare's Death Ruled 'Homicidal Violence'

Was it a star-crossed lover's revenge?

Man offered degrees for spanking

M.A.= Master of Ass?

Indonesian man loses six teeth when cigarette explodes

Now that's a clever way to discourage smoking.