Police appeal to murder suspect

No, I won't do their dirty work for them.

Olympic notebook: Canon, Nikon get in the picture

Olympus, of course, was already there...

Tears Flow as Whale Shows Resume

I doubt if he'll find a new job.

BA trains strike crew

They should have stayed off the tracks.

Faulty Bank of Ireland cash machine gave out extra cash

Ah, the luck of the Irish...

Oxfam suspends programme in China

One hour later, their clients were always hungry again.

Lula: Fidel Castro is "Exceptionally Well"

Implying that he's normally sick?

Man Indicted for Breaking 'Into' Prison

If found guilty, will he be evicted?

Whitney Houston 'Dreadful' Down Under

I really didn't need to know that.

Man Hit by Train Twice in 2 Weeks in California

Keep trying, maybe it'll be third time lucky.

New Dinosaur Species Discovered in Utah

New?

20 years for mum who gassed children

That's quicker than waiting for them to graduate college...

What's Behind America's Falling Crime Rate

The gradual legalization of pot?

U.N. finds clues Iran is trying to build nuke

Wasn't there something similar with the U.S. and Iraq?

Obama Unveils Plan for Commission to Tackle Federal Deficit

How much commission does he plan to take?