Egg donors offered up to $50,000

The Easter Bunny must be a gazillionaire by now.

Mich. Police: Drunken Driver Called 911 on Herself

Proving that alcohol impairs a driver's judgment.

Stealing Electricity from Algae

Green power?

Only God: Who Can Fire a Pope Mired in Sex Scandals?

But could He find a replacement who isn't?

Electronic Undies Can Send Text Messages

Do they vibrate when you reply?

Mars Rover Hits 20-Kilometer Milestone

Apparently, the Martians don't quite understand the concept of "miles".

Grocery Store Customer Gives Kidney to Cashier

She scans it. He pays. Big deal.

Formula One champion caught hooning

But will he keep it once it grows into a hoon?

Can Science Explain the Concept of Heaven?

I'm sure Christian Science can.

Why Do People Swear?

Damned if I know.

Free vitamins for pregnant women

Sounds like a fair exchange...

Discharging gays to draw more scrutiny in military

Good. Now we'll find out exactly WHAT they are discharging.

Union claims 'Fly Girls' reality show paints distorted picture of Virgin America flight attendants

You mean, they're NOT all virgins?

Germany Sets Greek Aid Conditions

Quite right too. Always beware of Greeks seeking gifts.

Mary, Queen of stamps: Scottish monarch commemorated

Years ago they cut off her head; now they're putting it on a stamp.