Priests Commit No More Abuse Than Other Males

But shouldn't they commit less?

Suspect in bank heist was on parole for robbing Starbucks

Did he figure out that twenties are better than ventis?

The IUD Makes a Comeback

But who wants a DUI?

Sandra Bullock: There is No Sex Tape

No, it's a DVD.

Tiger Caught on Golf Course Using Cell Phone

And a big-game capture app?

Leeds man spared jail after drunkenly urinating beside war memorial

He only spared it because he ran out of urine...

New Scrabble to Allow Proper Names

Whatever next? Abbreviations? Hyphens? Foreign words?

Obama to limit use of US nuclear weapons

Next time, they'll use only one?

For aging drivers, knowing when to hang up the car keys can be difficult

Especially when you can't remember where you put them.

At Easter Mass Pope Hailed as "Unfailing"

Of course. As everyone knows, he's infallible.

World's 4th Largest Lake Nearly Dried Up

Are there only three left now?

Fire breaks out in Aon building

Let's hope they're insured...

Women Push for Rights With Topless March

And lefts, too, I hope.

Fossil Find May Be 'Missing Link' in Human Evolution

By definition, it can't be.

Pilot recalls highway crash-landing

He's lucky to be able to...