Lost cat wandered from Albuquerque to Chicago

Like Bugs Bunny, it should have turned left.

Iceland Volcano Cloud Threat To UK Flights

Once again, Sky News lives up to its name.

Broadcasts Monitor puts 25 video streams in a tab

Only a fly could watch them all at once...

Calls to reduce light pollution

Apparently, heavy pollution is no longer a problem.

Nigeria's president Goodluck Jonathan vows to hold clean elections

Good luck, Jonathan.

AA Jet Makes Emergency Landing in Iceland- Amazing Escape as Plane Breaks Up on Runway

Reports of the plane's breakup are greatly exaggerated...

American Jet Makes Emergency Landing in Iceland on Cabin Fumes

... as are the reports of its running out of fuel.

Nigeria bill 'to stop extremism'

It's a scam.  Don't pay it.

Judge Takes Paper To Court Over Online Comments

Shouldn't that be electrons, not paper?

Most Young Adults: Oral Sex Is Not Sex

So Bill Clinton was right.

Pope Put Off Punishing Abusive Priest

It's called "turning the other cheek."

Pluto's Dwarf Planet Family Could Get Bigger

Yes, I hear Snow White has some up for adoption.

Straned whale euthanized; dart missing

Maybe it's with the "d" that went AWOL

Priests Commit No More Abuse Than Other Males

But shouldn't they commit less?

Suspect in bank heist was on parole for robbing Starbucks

Did he figure out that twenties are better than ventis?