Mom refuses to return racy teen books to public library | What do you think?

I think she gets a kick out of reading them.

Updates: Grapevine moth fight set to begin in Fresno Co.

My money's on the purple striped one.

Niece gives 100-yr.-old eviction notice

Hasn't it expired by now?

Powerful House Chairman David Obey to Retire

Good.  I'm tired of seeing his picture plastered up everywhere.

1 Chinese baby born with syphilis every hour

1 out of how many thousands?

Arizona to eliminate speed-enforcement cameras on freeways

So that Speedy Gonzales can go home?

Celebrate Cinco de Mayo at home

Dozens Dead After Storms Batter US South

And with all that oil, will the Deep South soon be deep fried?

Bombing suspect passed checks to become citizen

So citizenship can be bought?

Suspect made flight reservation on way to JFK

So now he's in even more trouble—unless he used a handsfree phone.

Faisal Shahzad Gave Appearances of Family Man

But not on South Park--yet.

Abusive priests' personnel files remain under wraps

Unlike the priests themselves...

Hawking: Time travel will happen

So where are all the visitors from the future?

Belgian lawmakers pass burka ban

Bad move.  Some of those women are REALLY ugly.

Rattlesnakes, Avoiding Roads, Become Inbred

While humans do the exact opposite.