Could Nuclear Explosion Plug Oil Leak?

Or would it make it rain radioactive oil?

Man tried voodoo, black magic against prosecutor and investigators, authorities allege

Didn't work, did it?  But is that a crime?

Giant Shears to Try to Cut Oil Pipe

And if that doesn't work, they'll try to block it with a giant squid.

California voters back pot legalization, but support is shaky

Whatever...

Penalties for Bumping Air Passengers Increase

But it's their own fault when they stick their elbows out into the aisle.

Scientists: Deepwater oil disaster could affect marine life

No? Really?

Cage-fighter jailed for £53m raid

I pity his cellmate.

Court: Suspects Must Say They Want to Remain Silent

Thus waiving the right they claim?

Climber Dies Hours After Conquering Mount Everest

So in the end, the mountain won.

Nick's Headlines is taking a break

Back in June...

Missing student found safe in Merced

Now she's looking for the key.

Why All Americans Should Carry ID Papers

In case they need to go to Arizona?

Patients wait an average of 35 hours at L.A. hospital ER, complaint says

If they can wait that long, they don't need to be there...

Debt poses 'existential threat' to State

This calls for an expert in PPE.

Destruction of ancient forests at lowest level for 20 years, says UN

I blame the recession.