US seizes marijuana worth $1.7bn

That should help the budget deficit...

Why Turkey Still Gets a Cold Shoulder From the E.U.

Could it be because 97% of Turkey is outside Europe?

Doctors should tell people they are fat, not obese, minister says

Are they also too stupid to understand long words?

Police: Man Robs Bank Wearing Fake Breasts

A bank wearing breasts is just asking for a hold-up.

World to Run Out of Internet Addresses by 2012?

Or will it end when the Mayan Calendar runs out of dates?

Tropical Storm Bonnie Makes Landfall Over South Florida

Oh blow the winds o'er the ocean, and bring back my Bonnie to me!

World's Oldest Dog Debated

Now that's a new trick.

Lost Kafka Writings Resurface, Trapped in Trial

How appropriate.

Will Blagojevich Take the Witness Stand?

Probably, unless it's well screwed down.

Missing teens found safe and well

But could they get it out from there?

WATCH: The Biggest Medicare Bust in History

So they now pay for breast enhancements?

Graduate tax to be proposed

What a great way to discourage education!

Los Angeles and California lawmakers seek review of security at LAX

Maybe they should start by renaming the airport...

Toyota acceleration woes may be driver error

Yes, they bought the wrong car.

Iowa billboard linking Obama, Hitler removed

Who by? Democrats or Nazis?